My Time As A Lab Rat, Part I

Well, today is the day. I am just beginning my whirlwind journey through the land of dermatology and today I will have a hundred-odd patches applied to my backside. Moments ago, I got out of the shower for what will be the last time for six days. Anxiety level: low, stinkiness: low. I do not know very much about this patch testing except that substances that tend to make people itch will be stuck to my back and that hopefully I will finally know once and for all what the hell makes the skin on my feet disintegrate and itch like a mofo all the time. I must be off to Crossroads; I'm sure lifting boxes for two hours won't make me sweaty, right?